geekandmisandry:

A few of you have asked about the tiny kitty we found, called Nox and was adopted by friends.

Apparently he’s an evil genius.

The girl also let me know that Nox likes to get under the blankets and if she doesn’t let him under quick enough then he smacks her in the face.

In his defense, his human servants should be faster and more efficient.

We have doorknobs. Our neighbor has doors with levers. 

One time our smart-gremlin kitty got into our neighbors’ house, opened all their doors, and then went to sleep under their bed until I came and got her. 

You don’t want a cat that can open doors. You’ll never have closed doors again.