Were you ever informed if you could bless an entire river? I recall you wanting to for reasons.

systlin:

rowantheexplorer:

merak-zoran:

systlin:

merak-zoran:

systlin:

systlin:

laptopcoffee:

systlin:

gabriel-wolfe-wordsmith:

systlin:

Verdict is I can bless what I can see, so I could just do the chunk of river I could see at the time. 

Sounds like we need to get you on an airplane so you can see the whole river. Or in space.

Yes, good…

WAIT GUYS WAIT

EUROPA

JUPITER’S MOON

THE WHOLE THING IS WATER ICE

T E L E S C O P E

I ACTUALLY HAVE A V. NICE ONE

THIS ONE, TO BE EXACT

And I know for a FACT that you can see Europa with ease with it

but..what are you gonna do with a blessed moon that’s kinda a ways away

I dunno man but why the hell not

[Systlin on her porch, 45 years from now] “see that moon? I blessed the fuck out of that moon.”

If you make all of Europa holy water, does that mean it can never have any vampire colonists, should we ever get to the point where we can colonize stuff?

Yes. 

And I’ll do it twice, at different orbital points, to cover the whole thing. 

3000 years from now Europa will be the final bastion of humanity in the inevitable vampire wars and you will all thank me. 

Wait, but river water moves. So are you blessing the stretch of river, or the water currently in that stretch? If it’s the stretch, does the water flowing over it become blessed? If it’s the water, does the blessing move downstream with the water?