why-animals-do-the-thing:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea

It’s actually because their vocalizations sound like donkey noises, but this alternate AU is also entirely reasonable.

Oh, sure, that’s the excuse they gave for the name. We all know what really happened.