tonystarktogo:

reioka:

tonystarktogo:

Am I alone thinking Tony would totally be the kind of robo-parent who creates Twitter or Instagram accounts for his bots?

I’m just imagining Dum-E the great shit poster that gets tons of followers:

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Oil? In smoothie? Yes.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oil in smoothie was wrong.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Fire extinguisher! Fire extinguisher!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Fire extinguisher was wrong. 😦

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Fire extinguisher was actually right!!!!! :)))))

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
DON’T HAVE A BIG ENOUGH FIRE EXTINGUISHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Fire contained. Thank you, Dum-E

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
JARVIS how I tag

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsystem nm :))))

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Metal arm guy!!!! Like me!!!! I am also metal arm guy. :)))))

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

METAL ARM GUY NOT LIKE ME IS NOT NICE >:C

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Metal arm guy has come to understanding NOT TO BE MEAN TO ME!!!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum) 
METAL ARM GUY LIAR! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Please stop chasing the sergeant around, he was just trying to be nice.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsytem No??? I’M DENTED.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Metal arm guy wearing Cone of Shame. All is well.

Ahahahahahahaha tbh I picture this happening literally every day for the first few weeks before DUM-E gets used to Metal arm guy

But also consider DUM-E’s live tweets outing various well-kept secrets among the Avengers (that even the occasional team member wasn’t aware of) without DUM-E even realising it