– “how are you?” “Yes.”
– no volume control. Yell or whisper, there is no inbetween
– what was this sentence about again
– clicking/tapping/’umm’ing furiously while trying to focus your mind enough to remember what the sentence was about
– stammering
– worse: spitting by accident
– i’m rambling about myself again how do I stop
– *says someone’s name once* *they don’t hear* “oh well guess that’s the end of that. we had a good run”
– rehearsing any kind of request, compliment, or any planned exchange a trillion times in your head
– writing out said exchange as a form of rehearsal, ums and errs included, so literally nothing is left to chance
– the inevitable sequel: why aren’t they following the script?!?
– the mind-wipe mid-conversation
– focusing so much on paying attention that you don’t actually process what they’re saying