pan-and-pastel:

isoldmygenderforfivedollars:

the-water-queer:

somberfawn:

nerdgasrnz:

jdlaclede:

sevenscorpions:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

nonsense phrases ive seen on this site that make me laugh everytime:

1. HIM BIG

2. im dying squirtle

3. this kills the man

and last but not least

4. he chunch those leafs

very important update:

5. lov the cronch

6. bees: is keep 

how bad me be

if I may add:

• *breakdances gently* what’s wrong, son

• slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

• the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

• a quesadilla without cheese is just a damn dilla

He smely

she woosh

He boot too big for him got damn feet

cherry 7up is titties