“i’m fantasizing about that salad from last night”
“you mushn’t step on any shrooms”
“oh shit he’s got a petal!”
“that’s the cutest thing i’ve ever fucking seen” (three birds grooming each other)
“maybe there’s a snake afoot. or no-foot.”
“oh fuck there’s TWO of them wrens o’er’ere”
*whipbird noise* *imitates whipbird noise*
[my own obnoxious heavy breathing]
*quiet narration* *UNBEARABLY LOUD SOUND OF GRASS SWIPING THE SPEAKER*
“play that funky music” *blasting predator calls*
“this is no time to be sexy, man!”
Some quotes from my behavioral observation recordings
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