How important to you is the fact that there is a ‘goat’ in ‘goatee’?

glumshoe:

logan-international-airport:

glumshoe:

Extremely. It seems like most of my good friends LOVE goats, so, by extension, they should love me better the more I resemble one.

I had a goatee but I had to shave it because people kept coming up to me and asking if they could touch it. These are high school students we’re talking about too, not little kids. I had to shave it to maintain my sanity

I know a lot of high school kids follow me, so understand that I say this lovingly, but teens are second only to kindergarteners in terms of abject weirdness.