sodomymcscurvylegs:

I have a family friend who is LOADED, and one time I commented on a really nice purse she had, and she looked me in the eyes and said: “Thanks! It’s a knock off!”

I was confused for a few seconds before she replied: “I’m rich. I can buy knock offs and no one is gonna wonder if they’re fake. Why pay so much for a real one?”

And, honestly? I ASCENDED!