lenyberry:

transgirlkyloren:

like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was “bride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her wedding”

turns out the plot actually was “bride asks her two Commitmentphobic ™ brothers to get dates for her wedding” which, lame

I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekend 

“I can definitely pretend to be straight,” Lesbian One says, “I successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.”

“No,” her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, “no you definitely didn’t.”

Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. “What is this, a torture device?”

Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.

Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.

At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where he’s making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how he’s RUINING HER WEDDING and she didn’t choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didn’t he ever think about HER and why couldn’t he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAY–

the groom is like “honey, I’m bi”

the bride says “no, you’re not! you’re marrying me! you’re straight now!”

and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler

Please write this movie.

agatharights:

keyboardsinmyface:

agatharights:

A quick doodle for a friend’s birthday! Shockwave is trying to catch this ridiculously fast little pest that’s messing around in his lab.

While he’s distracted by Blurr, the other Wreckers break in and start stealing everything that isn’t nailed down.

I can see Blurr hopping around like a cat with tail on fire and Shockwave is spinning in circles trying to swat him away

And only when he finally breaks away from chasing after the speedster he realizes that his place is a little…… emptier than it was a moment ago.

Shockwave just

“MY STUFF.”

#impactor is like…halfway out the window#just fuckin jumps the rest of the way#the wreckers are running away like heckin kids#whooping like idiots#it’s beautiful#shockwave is like IT’S BAD ENOUGH ELITA DOES THIS#YOU TOO????

10 Things They Won’t Tell You About the Flint Water Tragedy. But I Will. | MICHAEL MOORE

funnyinseconds:

africanmelanin:

dmc-dmc:

feelingwomanish:

Really. You should read this.

@dmc-dmc you should REALLY read this

This is pure evil. @feelingwomanish i don’t even know what to say.

Anyone who sees this PLEASE READ and fill out the petition!!!!!

  1. While the Children in Flint Were Given Poisoned Water to Drink, General Motors Was Given a Special Hookup to the Clean Water. A few months after Governor Snyder removed Flint from the clean fresh water we had been drinking for decades, the brass from General Motors went to him and complained that the Flint River water was causing their car parts to corrode when being washed on the assembly line. The Governor was appalled to hear that GM property was being damaged, so he jumped through a number of hoops and quietly spent $440,000 to hook GM back up to the Lake Huron water, while keeping the rest of Flint on the Flint River water. Which means that while the children in Flint were drinking lead-filled water, there was one — and only one — address in Flint that got clean water: the GM factory.
  2. For Just $100 a Day, This Crisis Could’ve Been Prevented. Federal law requires that water systems which are sent through lead pipes must contain an additive that seals the lead into the pipe and prevents it from leaching into the water. Someone at the beginning suggested to the Governor that they add this anti-corrosive element to the water coming out of the Flint River. “How much would that cost?” came the question. “$100 a day for three months,” was the answer. I guess that was too much, so, in order to save $9,000, the state government said f*** it — and as a result the State may now end up having to pay upwards of $1.5 billion to fix the mess.
  3. There’s More Than the Lead in Flint’s Water. In addition to exposing every child in the city of Flint to lead poisoning on a daily basis, there appears to be a number of other diseases we may be hearing about in the months ahead. The number of cases in Flint of Legionnaires Disease has increased tenfold since the switch to the river water. Eighty-seven people have come down with it, and at least ten have died. In the five years before the river water, not a single person in Flint had died of Legionnaires Disease. Doctors are now discovering that another half-dozen toxins are being found in the blood of Flint’s citizens, causing concern that there are other health catastrophes which may soon come to light.
  4. People’s Homes in Flint Are Now Worth Nothing Because They Cant Be Sold. Would you buy a house in Flint right now? Who would? So every homeowner in Flint is stuck with a house that’s now worth nothing. That’s a total home value of $2.4 billion down the economic drain. People in Flint, one of the poorest cities in the U.S., don’t have much to their name, and for many their only asset is their home. So, in addition to being poisoned, they have now a net worth of zero. (And as for employment, who is going to move jobs or start a company in Flint under these conditions? No one.) Has Flint’s future just been flushed down that river?
  5. While They Were Being Poisoned, They Were Also Being Bombed. Here’s a story which has received little or no coverage outside of Flint. During these two years of water contamination, residents in Flint have had to contend with a decision made by the Pentagon to use Flint for target practice. Literally. Actual unannounced military exercises – complete with live ammo and explosives – were conducted last year inside the city of Flint. The army decided to practice urban warfare on Flint, making use of the thousands of abandoned homes which they could drop bombs on. Streets with dilapidated homes had rocket-propelled grenades fired upon them. For weeks, an undisclosed number of army troops pretended Flint was Baghdad or Damascus and basically had at it. It sounded as if the city was under attack from an invading army or from terrorists. People were shocked this could be going on in their neighborhoods. Wait – did I say “people?” I meant, Flint people. As with the Governor, it was OK to abuse a community that held no political power or money to fight back. BOOM!
  6. The Wife of the Governor’s Chief of Staff Is a Spokeswoman for Nestle, Michigan’s Largest Owner of Private Water Reserves. As Deep Throat told Woodward and Bernstein: “Follow the money.” Snyder’s chief of staff throughout the two years of Flint’s poisoning, Dennis Muchmore, was intimately involved in all the decisions regarding Flint. His wife is Deb Muchmore, who just happens to be the spokesperson in Michigan for the Nestle Company – the largest owner of private water sources in the State of Michigan. Nestle has been repeatedly sued in northern Michigan for the 200 gallons of fresh water per minute it sucks from out of the ground and bottles for sale as their Ice Mountain brand of bottled spring water. The Muchmores have a personal interest in seeing to it that Nestles grabs as much of Michigan’s clean water was possible – especially when cities like Flint in the future are going to need that Ice Mountain.
  7. In Michigan, from Flint water, to Crime and Murder, to GM Ignition Switches, It’s a Culture of Death. It’s not just the water that was recklessly used to put people’s lives in jeopardy. There are many things that happen in Flint that would give one the impression that there is a low value placed on human life. Flint has one of the worst murder and crime rates in the country. Just for context, if New York City had the same murder rate as Flint, Michigan, the number of people murdered last year in New York would have been almost 4,000 people – instead of the actual 340 who were killed in NYC in 2015. But it’s not just street crime that makes one wonder about what is going on in Michigan. Last year, it was revealed that, once again, one of Detroit’s automakers had put profit ahead of people’s lives. General Motors learned that it had installed faulty ignition switches in many of its cars. Instead of simply fixing the problem, mid-management staff covered it up from the public. The auto industry has a history of weighing the costs of whether it’s cheaper to spend the money to fix the defect in millions of cars or to simply pay off a bunch of lawsuits filed by the victims surviving family members. Does a cynical, arrogant culture like this make it easy for a former corporate CEO, now Governor, turn a blind eye to the lead that is discovered in a municipality’s drinking water?
  8. Don’t Call It “Detroit Water” — It’s the Largest Source of Fresh Drinking Water in the World. The media keeps saying Flint was using “Detroit’s water.” It is only filtered and treated at the Detroit Water Plant. The water itself comes from Lake Huron, the third largest body of fresh water in the world. It is a glacial lake formed over 10,000 years ago during the last Ice Age and it is still fed by pure underground springs. Flint is geographically the last place on Earth where one should be drinking poisoned water.
  9. ALL the Children Have Been Exposed, As Have All the Adults, Including Me. That’s just a fact. If you have been in Flint anytime from April 2014 to today, and you’ve drank the water, eaten food cooked with it, washed your clothes in it, taken a shower, brushed your teeth or eaten vegetables from someone’s garden, you’ve been exposed to and ingested its toxins. When the media says “9,000 children under 6 have been exposed,” that means ALL the children have been exposed because the total number of people under the age of 6 in Flint is… 9,000! The media should just say, “all.” When they say “47 children have tested positive”, that’s just those who’ve drank the water in the last week or so. Lead enters the body and does it’s damage to the brain immediately. It doesn’t stay in the blood stream for longer than a few days and you can’t detect it after a month. So when you hear “47 children”, that’s just those with an exposure in the last 48 hours. It’s really everyone.
  10. This Was Done, Like So Many Things These Days, So the Rich Could Get a Big Tax Break. When Governor Snyder took office in 2011, one of the first things he did was to get a multi-billion dollar tax break passed by the Republican legislature for the wealthy and for corporations. But with less tax revenues, that meant he had to start cutting costs. So, many things – schools, pensions, welfare, safe drinking water – were slashed. Then he invoked an executive privilege to take over cities (all of them majority black) by firing the mayors and city councils whom the local people had elected, and installing his cronies to act as “dictators” over these cities. Their mission? Cut services to save money so he could give the rich even more breaks. That’s where the idea of switching Flint to river water came from. To save $15 million! It was easy. Suspend democracy. Cut taxes for the rich. Make the poor drink toxic river water. And everybody’s happy.

Link to petition

Guys if ur gonna scroll past this at least read number 5. I haven’t seen stuff to confirm this but i just looked it up and it’s true, and they didn’t even warn the community that they were going to be doing military testing. This is unprecedented torture by the government.

10 Things They Won’t Tell You About the Flint Water Tragedy. But I Will. | MICHAEL MOORE

bogleech:

titleknown:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bfleuter:

Listen.

Sometimes I make up Transformers OCs.

These are NEAT 😀

I love the punny names here too…

@tyrantisterror, @therobotmonster, @therealhungryreader

I just wanna say that the antique camera transformer is a cooler idea and aesthetic than absolutely any official transformer I know of and I am even counting the ones that turn into giant organic bugs.

theclickerkid:

Found this video on what I thought was a good youtube channel, on ‘starting a dog on a prong collar with conversational leash work’.

He talks about the prong collar as a tool of conversation, not of force, and explains that this dog is stubborn and used to ignoring it.

When he starts the dog walking, dog is happy to go with him, and then the moment he feels that prong (1:49) he stops, tucks his tail, and licks his lips. He then begins to pant and slowly sinks to the ground. The trainer refers to this as ‘stubbornness that he’s used to’.

‘What important here is not to force the dog on. I’m a bigger animal than him, he knows that. That’s not the idea. I’m gonna put pressure on the collar, I’m gonna keep my energy going in the direction that I wanna go. And the moment that he gives in, just a little bit, I’m gonna give in a lot.’

And when the dog does move, yep, he drops the lead. A second later the dog is on the ground, licking his lips.

‘He needs to learn that his choices affect collar on the pressure, or not.’

‘What you are seeing is a dog who is very accustomed to getting his own way.’

The trainer goes on to acknowledge the dog’s body language, saying ‘Yes, he’s stressed. That’s inevitable. Things in life are going to occur where a dog is stressed. There’s sort of a fad these days that you want to shelter dogs from any kind of stress that could ever happen. That’s not only incredibly unrealistic but is incredibly foolish. Animals, humans – we all need to learn how to cope with stressors and learn that we can’t always get things our way. If you never address this resistance in the dog, it’s going to rear its ugly head somewhere.’

I didn’t watch the rest of the video, because it’s depressing as hell, but what’s really interesting to me is the similarities between this trainer’s approach and how everyone in the horse world trains.

They both refer to aversive pressure as ‘communication’. They both disregard stress in the animal, justifying their own stress based training by pointing out that stressors are naturally occurring and that the animal has to ‘get over it’. They both claim that the stressed animals are ‘stubborn’ and ‘only trying to get their way’. And they both place responsibility in the hands of the animal for its training (‘He needs to learn that his choices affect pressure’), smoothing over the fact that they are the ones applying pressure, they are the ones with the lead in their hand, and they are the ones purposefully subjecting the animal to stress and discomfort.

And what irritates me the most is the claim that positive trainers don’t address naturally occurring stress and fear. Nothing could be farther from the truth. One of the most useful uses of food in training is counter conditioning your animal. This not only removes undesirable behavior (kicking, barking, biting) as a reaction to stressors, but removes the stress altogether, by creating new positive associations. When my horse kicked out because I put a strange object on his back, I didn’t force him to ‘get over it’. I counter conditioned him until he realized that there was nothing to be frightened about. I didn’t have to escalate my horse’s stress or risk even more dangerous behavior.

The stress this man is subjecting this dog to is completely unnecessary, and his justification for it (and the horse world’s justification for their training) is completely ridiculous.

zoologicallyobsessed:

firephox
replied to your post

“No your cat cannot be fed a vegan diet.”

I’ve been vegan for 6 years, and my aunt has been vegan for 30 years. I am poor af and I know I am contributing to the unnatural slaughter of factory farmed animals,but I buy meat kibble for my cat. When I can afford it, maybe 3 or 4 times a year, I buy a small bag of the vegan formula. My cat loves it. She actually tore the bag open once and spilled it all over the floor. I was concerned as well, but 2 vets both said her bloodwork is 100% healthy and normal.

Here’s an example of a vegan looking at scientific fact, ignoring it in order to force their own morals and ethics onto a pet. This follows the age old vegan check list: 

  • your classic anthropomorphism. “My cat/dogs loves eating vegan! They beg for it!” 
  • taking their pets behaviour and signs of malnutrition (begging for food, eating eagerly, ripping into the pet food) as them “loving eating vegan food!”  
  • classic “My vet says it’s fine!” – This is often a straight out lie or twisted truth. They often don’t tell their vet they are feeding a pet a vegan diet or if they do, the vet reluctantly has to stop trying to convince them otherwise due to the stubborn ignorance of the vegan owner. Vets don’t want to keep pushing, incase the vegan owner takes their pet somewhere else (or just stop taking them to a vet altogether) which can result in health issues and death for the pet. 
  • No understanding what blood work tests for
  • also attack on pet foods and how they contain “no nutrition” and or just “left over bones! there’s no real meat! It’s just filled with filler meal!” (doesn’t know what offal is) before, in complete irony go on to talk about how much nutrition is in vegan pet food (despite the lack of tests and scientific evidence that says the exact opposite).  
  • using their own personal experience with their pet as “proof” vegan diets work for pets

This is really just textbook bad vegan pet owner. This is animal cruelty. If you can’t stand to care for a pet properly (this includes feeding them the correct diet) then you shouldn’t have that pet.

I honestly hope someone takes this animal away from @firephox 

witchedybitchedy:

ruby–wednesday:

thecharge:

ariaste:

margotkim:

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.