All people with blue eyes can be traced
back to one person who lived near the
Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. SourceSource 2
Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.
You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life
Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.
Gram-gram knew how to party
dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.
So Garrus takes Shepard to Palaven after the war to visit family, see landmarks etc. But something seems off and Shepard can’t really put their finger on why. Suddenly it dawns on them.
“Where are all the kids?”
Garrus looks confused,”What do you mean?”
“I haven’t seen a single little turian since I’ve been here. I can understand older kids are probably in school or…training I guess. But no babies? Toddlers? Do they all stay home or…?”
Garrus gives Shepard a weird look, “ What are you talking about? There are children everywhere!”
Shepard gestures violently to the huge crowd of adult turians going about their day. “Where!??!”
Garrus puts his hands on Shepards shoulders and turns them toward a female turian sitting at a table a few yards away, snacking on some lunch. “See that woman over there? Watch her for a few minutes.”
Sure enough, a moment later she holds up a little bit of food near the opening of her jacket and thecutest, tiniest little baby turian pops its head out, snaps it up and quickly retreats back inside.
Shepard is so shocked they blurt out “ooooh mMMYYYY GODDDD!!!!???” causing Garrus to jump.
Shepard spends the rest of the day loudly screaming and pointing at every baby turian they spot (of which there are very many) while Garrus chases them around and profusely apologizes to everyone around them.
At one point Shepard just sinks to the floor and starts crying because they see twins.
I know this is supposed to be for a FemShep, but just imagine.
MShep doing this on a casual trip to Palaven with Garrus.
I purposely keep it gender neutral so it can apply to both
As we all know, we face an upcoming postal vote on marriage equality. Due to the sheer anger and frustration of this unecessary beauracracy, many have urged those voting Yes to send their vote back packaged with glitter bombs or rainbow confetti in protest.
DO NOT DO THIS!!
Your vote will likely be destroyed and therefore not counted. And arguing that “glitter isnt dangerous” doesnt mean shit to people who just see a foreign substance detected and immeadiately assume the worst (Anthrax anyone??)
If you won’t take my word, at least take MP Claire O’Neil’s, who was asked:
PLEASE, do not fuck up this crutial vote for everyone by being stupid and getting your voice dismissed like this. Put stickers on the envelope, draw rainbows on it, if you must protest in this way be smart about it.
Even if you’re not Australian, you’d be doing us a solid to spread the word, since unfortunately a lot of younger voters still think this is a good idea when its literally the opposite.
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