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I won a giant dildo in a costume contest last night and since I’m asexual I’ve been trying to find other uses for it.

It’s a cold one out there today, so bundle up!

I feel this post isn’t complete unless I give context for how I won it.

The dildo was a prize at a Hallowe’en party for the “Most Unconventional Sexy Costume.”

I was “Sexy Illuminati”

(The Ilumi-naughty, if you will).

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I wish I had some of the old pictures of the other uses I found for Sherbet (that’s his name) because we did take up a decent amount.

My favourite by far was mistletoe.

The woman in the white shirt can’t believe she won, looks like she REALLY wanted that dildo.

She was sexy Trudeau.