alienpornunlimited:

Megatron: Listen, if I need to dispell my charge that bad, I’ll just seduce the least threatening of all these Autobots. It might not be a lot of fun, but it’ll do the trick and I won’t have to worry about any surprises.

Megatron, hours later: HEY QUICK QUESTION WHO LET THIS FUCK MACHINE™ BE SO GODDAMN CUTE AND HARMLESS LOOKING BECAUSE????????