h-oney-b-ones:

invisibleninjah:

shepherdsteps:

Are you guys ever dumbfounded by the impossibility of life with animals? I just was. This exact thought ran through my head:

“I live in a house with four carnivores of varying sizes, and all of them are sitting here next to me because they want my pita chips.”

But having aquatic animals is super weird because like I’ve constructed a very very very small lake so my water beings can live in my land house.

I live with a sharp-fanged, needle-clawed predator of superior grace and agility. Sometimes it sits in the corner and screams, sometimes it trips over its own paws, sometimes it sits in my lap, and sometimes it falls off the couch. Amazing.