Month: July 2017

more rock news

caiusmajor:

odditycollector:

zarnagel:

odditycollector:

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Trucks frolic next to an uninterested excavator.

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A party of excavators refresh themselves at a watering hole.

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An excavator snaps up a large boulder in its powerful jaws.

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Another excavator finds a rock underwater, but it puts up a fight.

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Tourists view excavators up close during a controversial boat tour through their habitat.

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Helicopters hide their extra rocks (the clumps of white) in hillside crevices, safely out of reach of the ground vehicles roaming nearby.

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This team of experts is examining truck leavings for clues to their behaviour.

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A helicopter carries away a person, likely mistaking them for a rock. Luckily, as is usual in these cases, they were later recovered unharmed… although a fair distance away from where they started.

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Also don’t miss out on this rare footage of excavators during mating season.

That’s amazing.

REBLOGGING FOR THE ROBOT PORN FOLKS.

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true. 

snakeassassins:

thedailyemerald:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

unnonexistence:

unnonexistence:

merrygalpals:

things sherlock holmes has canonically done:

  • scrapbooked the hell out of his newspapers
  • put on a hat that was too big for him 
  • giggled
  • cried because lestrade was nice to him
  • got all sappy and romantic by smelling a rose
  • let a puppy lead him on adventures
  • “impish mood”
  • lit his pipe with an ember from the fireplace because he thought it looked cool

feel free to add to this

  • built a pillow fort in a client’s house
  • told a guy he was giving him secret government documents and then gave him a book about bees instead
  • told watson stories about his past solely to avoid cleaning his room

oh i almost forgot

  • decorated his room with pictures of famous criminals
  • Ordered a picnic for a pair of newlyweds
  • Was offended that Watson doesn’t praise his skills as a housekeeper
  • Waived his fee if his clients are too poor to pay him
  • Made hot chocolate to wake Watson up on a cold morning
  • Danced around and bowed to imaginary friends
  • ‘Flushed up with pleasure’ when being praised
  • Wouldn’t explain how he comes to conclusions because he was worried Watson would think he is ordinary
  • Grabs Watson’s hand when he’s frightened
  • Let another puppy lead him on adventures.
  • Dressed as a woman
  • Recorded himself playing violin on phonograph
  • Pursued criminals on bicycle
  • Taken Watson to the spa Turkish Bath
  • Pretended to set people’s houses on fire on two separate occasions
  • Pretended to die at least three times

iopele:

sergle:

shitmygaywifesays:

So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute. 

Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:

– My saltine cracker

– The concept of Kansas

– My dearest manila folder

– That beige color they paint offices

– Bleached white rice

– You blank word document, you

– My perfect suburbs Republican

– Tap water

@ochidump

if this isn’t Rodimus giving Ultra Magnus nicknames then I don’t know what is