Me:*cleans small pets cage*

Me: 🙂 clean and good for u

Small pet: *.00000000000005 seconds later*
Small pet: i have urinated on every last square inch and buried my food in a portal to china

‘Wonder Woman 2’ Officially Announced at Comic-Con

galgadotsource:

Great Hera! Wonder Woman 2 is officially a go.

In some long-overdue news hailing from Comic-Con International on Saturday, Warner Bros. revealed a sequel to Wonder Woman is officially on its release schedule. Gal Gadot will reprise her role as Diana Prince in the sequel to the most profitable movie yet from the DC Extended Universe.

‘Wonder Woman 2’ Officially Announced at Comic-Con

agentflash18:

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endcetaceanexploitation:

Washoe was a chimp who was taught sign language.

One of Washoe’s caretakers was pregnant and missed work for many weeks after she miscarried. Roger Fouts recounts the following situation:

“People who should be there for her and aren’t are often given the cold shoulder—her way of informing them that she’s miffed at them. Washoe greeted Kat [the caretaker] in just this way when she finally returned to work with the chimps. Kat made her apologies to Washoe, then decided to tell her the truth, signing “MY BABY DIED.” Washoe stared at her, then looked down. She finally peered into Kat’s eyes again and carefully signed “CRY”, touching her cheek and drawing her finger down the path a tear would make on a human (Chimpanzees don’t shed tears). Kat later remarked that one sign told her more about Washoe and her mental capabilities than all her longer, grammatically perfect sentences.“ [23]

Washoe herself lost two children; one baby died shortly after birth of a heart defect, the other baby, Sequoyah, died of a staph infection at two months of age.

more about Washoe:

after the death of her children, researchers were determined to have Washoe raise a baby and brought in a ten month chimpanzee named Loulis. one of the caretakers went to Washoe’s enclosure and signed “i have a baby for you.” Washoe became incredibly excited, yelling and swaying from side to side, signing “baby” over and over again. then she signed “my baby.”

the caretaker came back with Loulis, and Washoe’s excitement disappeared entirely. she refused to pick Loulis up, instead signing “baby” apathetically; it was clear that the baby she thought she was getting was going to be Sequoyah. eventually Washoe did approach Loulis, and by the next day the two had bonded and from then on she was utterly devoted to him.

*information shamelessly paraphrased from When Elephants Weep by Jeffrey Masson.

Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language the same way that human parents teach their children language. It only took Loulis eight days to learn his first sign from Washoe, and aside from the seven that his human handlers learned around him, he learned to speak in ASL just as fluently as Washoe and was able to communicate with humans in the same way she could.

now if y’all don’t think this is the tightest shit you can get outta my face

Omg I’m not crying you are

12drakon:

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invisiblemelonmoose:

prokopetz:

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spader7:

medievalpoc:

prokopetz:

Consider:

  • Victorian England: 1837-1901
  • American Old West: 1803-1912
  • Meiji Restoration: 1868-1912
  • French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830

Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.

It really just comes down to whether a given individual or group is looking for reasons to include, or reasons to exclude. Hypothetical groups like these can go a lot further than this, too.

OK I WANT THIS REALLY BAD SO I MADE THIS REALLY QUICK

As much as I absolutely adore this, you’d probably have to come up with a fairly good reason for them to all meet up together in the first place. I mean, MLK and Anne Frank were born in the same year, but they lived on different continents and had no opportunity to meet. I’m not saying these cross cultural interactions are impossible, but choosing a certain region with an era isn’t necessarily exclusionary. It just doesn’t occur to people (or rather most writers in general) how well these eras matched up or how to connect these extremely varied backgrounds.

just make it a fighting game and ur good tho

I didn’t pick those roles at random, mind. All four of them are outlaws of some description, and thus have incentive to travel outside their native range – and in particular, all four of them would have any number of plausible excuses for ending up in San Francisco during the late 1860s or early 1870s. Once you’ve got them within shouting distance of each other, getting them in the same adventuring party is a simple matter of Plot.

I feel dumb for not picking up on that. :B I’d definitely be curious to know just what kind of hijinx they’d be getting themselves into (I can already imagine an Ocean’s Eleven-esque heist).

Out of curiosity, why San Fran? I’m a west coaster myself, but I usually picture New York when it comes to historical fiction.

1. San Francisco in the early 1870s is both very prosperous and a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

2. It’s more plausible for a vaquero and a ronin samurai to meet there by chance – New York is on the wrong coast entirely for that.

3. Emperor Norton.

this is a totally unbalanced party. you’ve got three rogue class cahracters and 1 tank. where’s the spellcaster?

Ah but who’s to say that the gunslinger a Spanish/Native culture mix maybe descended from a tribal medicine man in tune with the spirits?

How awesome. A motif I didn’t know I loved.

Temeraire has quite a lot of that flavor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temeraire_(series)

shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

tygermama:

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alternatez:

#OKAY SO THEY HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE #WHICH MEANS AT SOME POINT THEY SAT DOWN AND WERE LIKE #WE NEED A SECRET HANDSHAKE #OR HARDISON ONE DAY DECIDED THAT THEY NEEDED A HANDSHAKE #AND ELIOT JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT ALL ANNOYED #EVEN THOUGH HE SECRETLY LOVED IT #BECAUSE HARDISON IS HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE LOVES THAT IDIOT

#no u are wrong. eliot was like we need a secret signal and hardison was like. so a secret handshake #and eliot was like no to indicate that were good and hardison is like. so a secret handshake (tags via tatterpig)

#i’m always here for eliot’s transparent attempts at pretending he has dignity and is not a complete dork#‘no i don’t want an eliot signal i’m not a nerd like you….. what- what would be on this hypothetical signal’#‘can it be a wolf maybe’

First it’s the wolf signal

Then it’s watching Star Wars and Star Trek because everyone loves those, it’s not weird

Then it’s the HUGE debate on captains, their tactical abilities and which one of them you could take on a con not best captain because they both love Sisko and they all rock

Then it’s the 3DS Hardison buys Eliot for Christmas that comes preloaded with Mario Kart and Harvest Moon

Then it’s the Boba Fett costume because “no one’s gonna see your face, Eliot”

Then it’s a Wolverine t-shirt that Eliot wears as pajamas

That Eliot bought himself

Turns out it takes about 4 years to completely dorkify a hitter

I made a necklace!
The pendant at the bottom is a fossilized tooth from the rostrum (saw) of a giant sawfish. The necklace is strung on thin wire instead of string, and it’s in segments, so each section can move a bit.