mermaibee:

ultrafacts:

According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:

  1. “Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.
  2. Drowning people’s mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people’s mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.
  3. Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water’s surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.
  4. Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.
  5. From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people’s bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.”

This doesn’t mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isn’t in real trouble—they are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesn’t last long—but unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.

Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:

  • Head low in the water, mouth at water level
  • Head tilted back with mouth open
  • Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus
  • Eyes closed
  • Hair over forehead or eyes
  • Not using legs—vertical
  • Hyperventilating or gasping
  • Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway
  • Trying to roll over on the back
  • Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder

So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OK—don’t be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they don’t look like they’re drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, “Are you all right?” If they can answer at all—they probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parents—children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.

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Shit my wife has said to our cat part 2

shitmygaywifesays:

– Hello my angel, my very most special piece of shit.

– I have several questions: Where the fuck did you come from? Why the fuck are you here? And, that’s it. 

– I cannot love you in the way you want, you spooning bastard.

– Is your flesh made of pain? If that’s true, why do you demand to inflict it??

– You could be the mother of darkness. You open your mouth and scream and that is what ushers in the darkness.

– If we had a saintly cat in this household, she wouldn’t fit in.

– I pet another cat. It was amazing, Miss Kitty. It was untouched by your evil.

– (Cat: gets sick) I never thought you mortal enough for a cold, Miss Kitty. I thought you ethereal, but not in a heavenly sort of way.

– (Cat: sneezes) Get the bad spirits out, Miss Kitty. Those are just the demons.

– You know what you are Miss Kitty? A nuisance. And a pixie. Who eats newborns. That’s how you get your gold. Where’s your gold, you little shit? 

-Lay down! Collapse your legs and put your body on the bed, you little monster!

– I’m arguing with you because you don’t have a brain. You have a festering cesspool of intentions. And I love you so goddamned much.

– You’ve got whiskers like livewire, hot stuff.

14 Fun Facts About Hagfish

typhlonectes:

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Hagfish are widely considered the most disgusting animals in the ocean, if not on earth (not by me motherfuckers). The eel-shaped creatures use four pairs of thin sensory tentacles
surrounding their mouths to find food—including carcasses of much larger
animals. Once they find their meal, they bury into it face-first to
bore a tunnel deep into its flesh.

Despite the fact that they seem repulsive, they are undoubtedly
unique—and just because animals are disgusting to human sensibilities
doesn’t mean they don’t deserve our attention and protection. That is
the message behind Hagfish Day,
which occurs every year on the third Wednesday of October: that we can
find beauty in the ugly and protect all ocean animals. Here are 14 fun
facts about the unusual group of animals…

14 Fun Facts About Hagfish

fortheloveofsinkind:

okay so like. I love rung so much fuck me man i love rung. but like he seems really under appreciated by the other bots in canon?????????? I will love him.

i read a prompt somewhere praise really gets rung going. so like fuck me man…;;; like “Hey Rung, can.. I put this collar on you?” “why?” “Uh.. so i can call you a good boy? … it’s… a thing.” “Oh!”

so then like just putting on the collar, admiring him. giving him compliments. Playing with his valve a bit, say he sounds cute when he whimpers.

oh gosh,,;;;;;;;;

IM JUST MMMMM SO HEATED UP BY RUNG. JUST HEARING HIM TALK MAKES ME LIKE “U ARE SO SWEET. LET ME KISS YOU!!!! I APPRECIATE YOU!!!!”

shrineart:

susiethemoderator:

colombian–bitch:

imjustjason:

blissfulxpoison:

emiria:

theradicalace:

tossingtelevisions:

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

As my grandma would say “chile that ain’t nothing but the devil” 😂

The fact that he don’t even bother covering shut up like it just disappears visibly and gets replaced just like that

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS A DIGITAL SCREEN… but then he picked them up!!!!

@rattlecat