shmeards:

supervirgin:

dontforgettheclit:

iamnotjody:

dope-kulture:

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

G.O.A.T

wtf

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

Okay, so this is incredible and all, but I also love the look of “ugh” on his face every time he misses and just slides past the camera on his side. 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Can we talk about the fact that Diana ALREADY has kiss marks on her face

Like she’s not rolling her eyes at Harley wanting to smooch her she’s rolling her eyes at the fact that this ridiculous bisexual ball of sugar won’t stop smooching her

“Alright Harley I get it”

“NO I GOTTA SMOOCH YOU MORE

THE LASSO COMPELS ME”

“The lasso does not do that”

“THE LASSO FILLS ME WITH GAY THOUGHTS”

“No Harley that’s just you”

end0skeletal:

vinegardoppio:

hellohowdareyou:

end0skeletal:

briancrafterussell:

magicturtle:

angstriddentrashhuman:

captain-raptor:

oodblood:

ladyoftheteaandblood:

end0skeletal:

unidentifiablelifeform:

end0skeletal:

Polycephaly is the condition of having more than one head.

Two-headed animals (called bicephalic or dicephalic) and three-headed (tricephalic) animals are the only type of multi-headed creatures seen in the real world, and form by the same process as conjoined twins from monozygotic twin embryos.

While two headed snakes are rare, they do occur in both the wild and in captivity at a rate of about 1 in 10,000 births.

Most wild polycephalic snakes do not live long, but some captive individuals do. A two-headed black rat snake with separate throats and stomachs survived for 20 years.

(Sources: x x x x x x x x)

Why does this seem to happen to snakes so often compared to other animals? I mean, you don’t see this happen to dogs or cats very often but snake embryos seem almost eager to mix it up every once in a while and pull a two-for-one deal in the head department.

The consensus seems to be that polycephaly occurs more often in reptiles than other animals, but the why of it, as far as I could find out, is relatively unknown. Polycephalic animals appear so infrequently and they survive for such a short time that scientists just have not been able to study them sufficiently. If anyone can find more information about why it happens more often in reptiles, feel free to chime in. In the meantime, enjoy these two-headed lizards and turtles:

Can you imagine the arguments!

One thought real quick: two-headed dinosaurs

oh my god i will lose my fuckin mind the day that fossil is found

@magicturtle two headed dinosaurs seems like something you’d be down for.

Rawr YEAH!

I think I misunderstood the assignment.

Um not to put a dampener on the idea of two headed dinos but aren’t dinosaurs closer to birds and birds most likely don’t have two heads.

Birds are reptiles! That sounds insane, but let me explain.

Biologists use a system to classify animals called the phylogenetic system, which means animals are grouped together based on their ancestry. In this way, birds are reptiles because they’re more closely related to reptiles than anything else, crocodiles in particular. In fact, crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to lizards.

The first groups of reptiles evolved about 300 million years ago. About 40 million years later,  a group of reptiles called therapsids branched off, which eventually became modern mammals. Other groups of reptiles split off over the next 120 million years, one branch being the dinosaurs. These dinosaurs were only distantly related to modern snakes, lizards, and turtles, groups that had split off at different times. But 65 million years ago there was a massive extinction event, and all dinosaurs were killed except for a single group of feathered dinosaurs. These evolved over the next 65 million years into modern birds.

So birds are dinosaurs, and dinosaurs were reptiles, and thus birds are reptiles.

Additionally, there were two-headed dinosaurs! Well, at least one. That we know of.
I can’t add the picture bc mobile but here’s a link: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/12/061226-two-heads_2.html

#somebody not on mobile add the picture please?

here you go

however, the above mentioned and pictured fossil was not a dinosaur – just an aquatic reptile from the Cretaceous period – which is still badass! also this is one of the coolest threads ever.

Excellent additions!

A point I forgot to mention in my birds-are-reptiles ramblings…two-headed birds are definitely a (rare) thing. This bird with two heads and three beaks was found in Massachusetts. (x)

bigwinged:

botanyshitposts:

botanyshitposts:

so i learned yesterday that theres a tiny plot at the corn research/breeding nursery i work at thats full of what the breeders call “zoo corn”??? its like. corn that got mutated by accident when they were breeding and they just kept the lines as separate varieties bc its interesting to see and might come in handy some day (it doesn’t get bred into other stuff or developed, just kept in the zoo plot for display). zoo corn includes:

-”bloody butcher corn”: corn that has red streaks all over the ears 

-”rainbow corn”: corn plants that are covered in red streaks

-”glass corn”: the breeders say this exists but they dont have it at our facilities??? its corn thats normal corn but the yellow pigment in the kernels got mutated, so the kernels are literally just translucent 

-”lazy corn”: corn plants with the protein that helps keep them upright mutated so they grow straight and then when they reach adulthood, they bend all the way over in graceful arcs. like they’re perfectly fine they’re just having a good time on the ground

-”hosta corn”: its corn but its short and bushy and has square stems instead of round stems 

i love my mutated corn babs they are beautiful and good

okay so a lot of people have been asking me for pics of the beautiful mutated corn children!!

first of all, hosta corn:

its about 2 feet tall, idk if you can tell from that pic. its also hard to articulate how square the stems are but i did my best:

then, some rainbow corn. turns out that its more than red streaks (before hunting out the plot itself for these pics i had only heard verbal descriptions of these plants!!!)

i have no idea what this is but he got pretty yellow streaks???

finally, lazy corn. turns out these are not the graceful creatures i was imagining and are actually hilarious

thats. thats what a row of lazy corn looks like??? like they’re actually not dying (except the one on the far left that flopped into the alley and got walked on a little)????? they’re just??? perfectly happy plants just having a great time on the ground???????????????????????????? guys i cant do this 

#BUT LOOK AT THE FLOP CORN 

1) Harvest it
2) Sell as Flopcorn Popcorn
3) Profit

iopele:

ithelpstodream:

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the day may come when this post crosses my dash and I do not reblog it but friends

today 

is not that day

A Guide to Survive the ‘Cons Trying to Capture You If You Are a Human

secretsofcybertron:

That only applies if (otherwise they couldn’t care less about human casualties)

  • It’s an order given from superiors to capture a certain human due to information, interrogation or other crucial for the ‘Con cause reasons.
  • Bribery reasons, especially if you are alligned with Autobots
  • Other reasons where the human is required to be alive and (relatively) unharmed

We see it nearly everytime. The ‘Con is about to catch the human. The human runs away in hopes of someone saving themselves. The Con makes three huge steps and has the humans in their hands.

It is reasonable for the human to run away from the threat as far as possible. It is genetically coded, it is our fight or flight reaction and seeing something that can kill you is quite horrific. During those moments, the person actually does not really think rationally that there is a way to prevent themselves from being captured.

That is to reach a SAFE ZONE. Believe it or not, after some thinking, I have come to a conclusion that the SAFE ZONE is in fact the area closest to the Con.

To visually imagine this, let’s use Jack Darby and our beloved Vehicon, Steve.

You see, if the Con has an order to safely retrieve you (which means no deaths or injuries) they must be very careful where they STEP.

That gets more than difficult if you are literally. Literally INCHES AWAY from their giant feet. Each step they take has to really well-thought out, not to mention they need to lean down even more than usually to snatch the person.

And now it gets little funny. Running in close circles around them will cause some major confusion, anger, frustration. You get to see them being clumsy as hell. You get to see the trip, get lost, get really puzzled. 

And hell you might even get to stand directly behind them and witness the rarely seen clumsiness and utter confusion.

What if two or more Cons are after you? 

Use the same method.

In short, running in circles around them could buy you enough time to run and find a hiding spot in order to avoid getting captured by the Cons.