This belongs to Alzu, my hedonist of a Lyca. 

Those slits at the tip drip lube when he’s excited, the nubs are all really soft, and the knot expands when he cums. He’s a bit above average in size, but nothing ridiculous, which is fairly proud of. He’s also quite happy to have a dick that works out well for partners with just about any equipment he’s even remotely compatible with. 

Feedback is welcome. 

@twintailtoys , @shrineart , thoughts? You guys have way more experience with fantasy dicks than I do. 

copperbadge:

lynati:

hannah-ananas:

mrbiggsproductions:

fishingboatproceeds:

ezruhkoenigs:

so they put up these new signs at the ima and they make the whole thing feel very alice in wonderland kind of

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but the ones with words on them are really great

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Sometimes a chipmunk.

So thrilled this has 32,000 notes! This work was curated by my wife, Sarah, and created by the wonderful artist Kim Beck.

“The occasional Fox”

Tag yourself Im “Over there”

”a nice little patch of weeds”

@cyborgcaitlin

I am definitely Leaf Leaf. 

rocket-sith:

redrikki:

grand-duc:

#star wars #Luke Skywalker #Okay but look at the parallel with Anakin#how he listened to the jedi and ignored the visions and Shmi died and he made the worst decisions all through the Padme thing#and here we have Luke #all ‘nah something is wrong and I’m gonna check it out’#the funny thing is they were both told to ignore a sign of the force by a trained mentor figure#and it’s the one who was a ‘bad’ student and ignored the teacher who went and saved the galaxy

#bc said ‘bad student’ was raised in an environment where he was allowed to grow into his own person #before getting mixed up in all that Jedi tomfoolery
      #but anyway: just for a second #i want to touch on how interesting it is to me that TECHNICALLY SPEAKING #Luke IS the bad student #he throws away almost every piece of advice Yoda and Obi-Wan give him  #and in the process saves the day #and yet; fandom doesn’t treat him that way  #and they don’t treat his mentors as bad mentors: even though Luke is only able to save the galaxy by NOT listening to them
#Luke is still seen as ‘the Good One’ in comparison to Anakin #WHICH HE IS; MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THAT  #but
when it comes down to: who made a bigger effort to mold themselves into
the person Yoda and Obi-Wan thought a Jedi should be
#the answer is unquestionably Anakin ‘yes Master. I try Master. I’m sorry Master. Obi-Wan’s going to kill me. #No I can’t go save Obi-Wan from Geonosis bc the Council Told Me Not To  #Skywalker #who wasn’t necessarily the Good student #but oh boy did he try to be #and that was his undoing  #anyway: I just thought this was an interesting comparison #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker
   

Reblogging for @flaminganakin‘s brilliant tags. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Anakin’s fatal flaw wasn’t his anger or his pride or his love for Padme. It was his deference. Luke is a good man because he refuses to compromise his morality just because some one else told him his should. Anakin fails as a good man specifically because he repeatedly compromises on things he knows are wrong. He gives in to his mother and Qui-Gon’s urging to leave Tatooine. He gives in to Obi-Wan’s orders to forget his dreams and his mother. He gives in over and over and over during the Clone Wars until, by the time of RotS, he no longer even knows how to listen to his own moral compass. As Vader, he is exactly the man the Jedi told him to be: unquestioningly obedient to authority with no attachments except the Force.

Luke is the exact opposite. He rejects the teachers of his ‘wise masters’ and insists, outright and without shame, on doing things his way. And he succeeds where they failed. Not by being a good solider (good soldiers fallow orders), but by being a good man.

“Anakin’s fatal flaw wasn’t his anger or his pride or his love for Padme. It was his deference.”

elcomics:

Hi friends. This is our new comics TEST. This one means a lot to us and we really hope you like it.

We put out a digital comic book today containing our stories TEST, ARK, and MIDNIGHT RADIO. It’s hi res, DRM free and pay what you want. You can download it at: Gum.co/theworld

If you would like to support us creating more stories like these, please consider buying a copy. If you can’t, no worries. Please download and enjoy the book!

Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. Contact: elavski@gmail.com

So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.

karkats-secret-blog:

wingolight:

skelliesontoast:

The thing is, my mom swears a lot, and she’s often at home with my impressionable little brothers. So she programmed her phone to type “bitch” whenever she said “B” and “f**k” whenever she said “F.” For a while, we all thought this was a pretty clever idea.
Yesterday, she sent me a picture of my brother sitting in his car seat and crying. The caption was, “he got stung by a bumblebitch!!! ”

no you DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS GOLD

Oh my god

ivfluids:

pugletto:

xazz:

liaamari17:

novaisprettyinpink:

theinturnetexplorer:

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crossbreeds are so cool

I will take 10 of each please

I didnt want this post to end

everything mixed with a husky gets blue eyes
everything mixed with a cogri gets +10 cute
everything mixed with a pug gets +50 disgusting

amazing

woA HEy edUCATE URSELF

BOSTON TERRIER X PUG

CHIHUAHUA X PUG

CORGI X PUG

DACHSUND X PUG

Pugs are beautiful and you all can suck my ass

Pugs have severe breathing difficulties and their breeding should not be encouraged no matter what people think of their appearance.