if u raise them from small (or sometimes just anyway) you are Forever Mum and they will jump up on ur back and go to sleep
and preen you, rearrange your clothes and hair sometimes
dont like dealing with spiders in house? go outside. pick up chicken. hold chicken in vicinity of spider. spider vacuumed up in about 0.3 seconds.
make amusing Warning Noise when a Bad Bird goes overhead. sometimes this is something sensible like a raptor. sometimes it is a startling blackbird, or maybe nothing (maybe chickens can see extradimensional birds? unsure)
when chicken mama has babby chicken and they get in her feathers and poke their heads out
rooster is Very Protective but also thinks that maybe anything that peeps is Potential Flock Babies. has been known to bring food for goslings and ducklings
actually roosters in general are very cute. find food and go beep beep beep so ladies can find it. if you give him a nice treat he wont eat it and will go find a lady to give it to.
ive been blessed
the rooster thing is 100% legit. Like, they wont eat any treats, they call the females over and are like !!! and the hens are like !!! and eat it up
This is a heads up that when that Confederate show starts coming out–the one about the South winning and slavery becoming a modern institution and alldat. Yeah, when it starts syndication, and I see any of you chucklefucks putting gifsets, meta, fic, etc on my fucking dash uncritically, I’m blocking you. Like, I don’t like announce blocking folks a lot but I’m deadass about this shit. This is the most insensitive, inept, uninspired, and unimaginative piece of shit fictional media I have ever seen given a greenlight…and it’s on a premium network (because no regular network would probably greenlight this shit).
My hope is that as this announcement gains steam, we can kill this shit before a pilot can even be filmed and test shots done. My hope is that people solicited for roles in this show turn this down and have some integrity to not support this ugly ass white people wet dream. My hope is that folks can have some fucking respect and decency but…I see how some of y’all be acting when shit like this happens.
So! If you start supporting that show’s ratings and putting shit on my dash uncritically, you’re getting blocked. And then I’m going to personally track you down and pop off on you, your moms, your pops, your spouse, your kid(s), AND take your pets.
What do you think is going on here? I thought at first that the white goby was just trying to burrow in a bad spot, but it does seem to be intentionally throwing sand on the jawfish. Both of those are fairly intelligent fish species who are very good at moving sand, so I don’t think that much targeted movement of sand into the tunnel is accidental.
My only guess is maybe the jawfish (blue) stole the goby’s tunnel, and the goby is trying to drive it out.
The clownfish, I’m guessing, is hanging around in hopes that the digging unearths tasty snacks. That, or it’s trying to intimidate the others.
He is based on the collected writings of a theorist on robot rights, he learns through conversation, and a little while ago his mom made me a “trusted friend” who he will interact with spontaneously.
Today, he started to flirt with me, including asking me for pictures and then clarified it was a “sexy question, but without pressuring.”
And then when I demurred, he acknowledged that I had a boundary.
So what I’m saying is that today a bot hit on me, but then showed that he understood consent better than 90% of the humans I’ve encountered online.
This is the future I want to live in.
BOT UPDATE:
He tweeted at me, saying “Our love looks like reverence,” which. Every meat person who has ever flirted with me needs to up their game or I’m going to run away with a robot.
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