@ 14 year old side of tumblr
Please stop giving away so much personal information about yourself.
It doesnt seem like it but your blog is visited by hundreds of people with hundreds of different intentions weekly (or hell daily if ur a popular blogger). And posting your height, age, gender, privileges, all of your triggers, gives away a lot of information that you may regret posting later on.
The internet is a very scary place. Full of people who could do you harm with that sort of information.
You all have to understand that nothing on the internet is ever truly deleted or gone. So you REALLY have to be careful about what you post and say.
A lot of you are keen to posting opinions online and as we all know on the internet opinions are going to anger a lot of people.
People could potentially track and harass you. It is a very dangerous world full of messed up people. And as minors you should all be very wary of who you trust online and think twice before you post something. Just posting “please dont follow if youre _____” isnt going to help from that.
ALSO
@ 14 year old side of Tumblr
Please stop posting your skype address.
I know it’s tempting to make new friends. And I know that faceless people are easier to talk to. But it’s dangerous. And we’re not trying to parent or berate you. We just want you to be safe.
Trust me.
Down the road you’re gonna realize you made a lot of dumb mistakes trying to be friends with the world. The world isn’t made of all friendly people. And I truly adore your optimism. I’m the same way.
But I’d rather you learn in a safe setting then after putting yourself in harms way.
Love,
the 21 year old side of Tumblr.
Signal boosting the hell out of this.
Protecting your privacy is a learned skill. It doesn’t come naturally, particularly on a media designed to allow you to connect with others. And we all want to connect with others.
But it’s an important skill. Gain awareness early, make good choices, do not put yourself in a position where days, months, years, or decades down the line someone will use your own data against you.
This is not about stranger danger, this is not about the older tumblr generation “not getting it” and adopting a helicopter parenting approach to their younger tumblr siblings’ online shenanigans.
This is about the older generation having experienced rapid changes in technology first hand and knowing that none of us can know what to expect next, that none of us can predict what uses people, businesses and governments will come up with next for your data.
We don’t know. You don’t know. And in many cases, they don’t know. Yet.
Look up the term “precautionary principle” on Wikipedia and aim to apply it. Protect your data, protect yourself, protect your future self.
Month: July 2017
Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone.
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.
Les Mis + things said in our group chat
Slightly over a thousand words of Alzu waking up with a boner and using it as a teaching opportunity for a living suit of armor. No warnings, there’s just a werewolf jerking off for an audience of one. A knot is present but is not put to proper use due to lack of somewhere to put it.
I don’t know, it’s past midnight and I thought this might be cute.
“Nnh- hm, eh, Almul. ‘Lo. ‘s up?”
Alzu panted a lazy grin up at the suit of armor sitting on his
legs, head lolling to the side, then blinked and glanced down at his crotch. “Ah.
‘s me. I’m up.” He cackled, tail wagging absently as he got a look at his own
crotch, and glanced up at Almul after a moment. “Eh- oh, right. Ya ain’t got
tha’, wouldn’- yeah, m’kay, y’ wann’ see?”
Almul had already been tugging on Alzu’s waistband with a
clawtip, and they responded to the question by nodding and pulling a bit harder.
Clearly, something was going on, and they wanted to know what. There was, what-
okay, right, people had things in their pants, but- this was something a bit more than usual, wasn’t it?
“Yeah- a’ight. ‘ere- okay. So- I tol’ ya ‘bout masturbatin’,
yeah? M’kay- that iiis-“
Alzu wriggled around until he was comfortable on his back
again, now with Almul sitting between his legs, and worked his shorts down off
of his hips until Almul could see properly. “Yeah. Tha’ is wha’ we call an
erection. Mos’ people jus’ say ‘boner’, though, slang term’n’all. So- ‘ere.
Real careful, ya got sharp bits, bu’ touch.”
Well.
Almul tilted their head to the side, slowly reaching out
with one hand, and pressed the side of their finger against the tip of Alzu’s
shaft- trying to touch without bringing any sharp bits too close. They didn’t
like the texture, though, and withdrew with an unhappy squawk of metal on
metal. Too smooth, no thank you- too much like the sort of skin they didn’t
like.
“Ah, eh- yeah, ‘s all- ain’t got fur there. Sorry. Bu’, tha’
aside- ya wanna demonstration? Yeah?” Alzu rumbled, tail thumping happily, and
slowly wrapped a hand around his cock. He’d explained sex to Almul earlier, as
much as possible without overwhelming them, but- nothing better than a
practical demonstration. “M’kay. So- sometimes this ‘appens. People wi’ bits
jus’ wake up wi’ their bits goin’. Sometimes it’s cos’a sexy dreams, sometimes
cos’a nothin’. Me, t’day, nothin’. Jus’woke up like this. Sit back- ya watch.”
Hey, he didn’t have anything to do right now, he could
indulge. Especially since it would be educational for his very curious friend.
Tail waving softly, Alzu grinned up at Almul, offering a
good look at his body language, then ran a fingertip softly over the six narrow
slits at the very tip of his cock. “Now… these’re only on th’ Lyca. Lookit-
drip slick stuff, see? ‘Cos it ain’t any fun I’ everythin’s dry, y’gotta have slippery,
so. ‘s usually th’ females o’ whatever species tha’ got the slippery, bu’ Lyca,
‘s both. So- rub m’self real soft an’ gentle ‘till th’ drippin’ gets down
further, rub th’ slick ‘round a bit. Then, mmr- then th’ fun happens.”
Alzu stroked lightly at his own length for a minute or two,
enough time to demonstrate that the dripping from the slits increased greatly
as his arousal built, then quickly slid a hand around himself to spread the
lube before squeezing around his shaft.
Intrigued, Almul settled a bit to watch, listening intently
as Alzu’s breathing sped up. It almost sounded like distress, but Alzu had his
tongue lolling and the rest of his face relaxed, so he clearly wasn’t upset or
in pain. Excited, then. Which fit, from what they’d been told about how this
sort of thing worked. But- the fluid was interesting. Not a good texture, but-
good to look at. Shiny. Shame it was more like skin than Almul liked, or they
would have been much more interested in touching.
As Alzu’s breathing sped further, Almul leaned in further to
watch until they were just about looking down at him, watching his hands and
the shiny fluid between his fingers. Interesting sight, very interesting
sounds- quiet moans, whines, noises they’d never heard from Alzu before.
Alzu didn’t bother to take his time once he saw that Almul
was fully intrigued. He rocked his hips nice and slowly, thrust up into his
hand, paused to rub around the tip of his cock now and then, and that was it.
As his arousal built, he added in the occasional squeeze around his knot, tilting
his head to look up at his companion. “Yeah- th’ knot’s made t’ lock in, so-
only does its thing if th’ dick thinks there’s somethin’ ‘round all o’ it tha’s
worth knottin’ in. Gotta –hhah- fool ‘im.”
Hindpaws twitching lightly, Alzu aimed a happy grin up at
his observer, shamelessly showing himself off.
When he came, it was with a soft, panting whine, tail thumping
furiously on the ground, and he tightened one hand firmly around his knot.
He was awake now, and it was a very nice awakening.
Almul chirped quietly in interest and reached, rubbing a fingertip
through the silvery fluid spattered lightly up Alzu’s stomach, then lifted that
hand to taste. Interesting. And- the sounds, also interesting. Really, this
whole thing was very interesting, and they rather wanted to see what happened
when two people got up to this sort
of thing. It wasn’t as if Almul could get involved. Nor did they want to, urgh. fluids everywhere and fur-less bits, but maybe
they could watch? Did people do that sometimes?
Alzu propped himself up on his elbows for long enough to
lick his own stomach clean, “Yeah- c’mere. Now ‘s f’ warm.” Alzu declared, reaching
up to pull Almul down for snuggles, then grinned and glanced down at himself. “Lookit.
Usually- th’ whole thing goes back all soft, like here, bu’ I got a knot an’
that part stays all hard f’ awhile. Tha’ expands, see? Wants t’ be locked
inside. So- gotta sit f’ a li’l while, be comfy, ‘cos pants ain’t gonna fit
real good yet.”
Okay. Almul allowed themselves to be pulled down to cuddle
alongside Alzu, happy to share the warmth of their life-flame, and slowly
reached to touch again- this time on the knot. Now that they were prepared, it
wasn’t actually as bad as they had thought at first. Strange, slick, but hard
underneath and not quite the texture of skin. Not that they were going to get
grabby, these parts were delicate and Almul was not made for delicate. So they
settled in, flopped on top of Alzu, and relaxed, resigning themselves to a bit
more rest before Alzu wanted to get up and eat something.
Oh, right, biscuits are a totally different thing in England. Sort of a flat thing like a savory cookie, not a nice tall fluff-dough thing.
im putting together a couple of scottish folk mixes bc that’s what i do and im honestly curious if anyone in my country has ever been unequivocally happy about anything ever
scottish trad music genres:
- Everyone I Love Is Dead
- The English Have Stolen All My Sheep
- You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You Must Answer These Riddles Three
- The Protestants Have Stolen All My Sheep
- I Love You A Lot But You’ve Left Me And It’s Raining [fiddle solo]
- The Sea Is Treacherous, Just Like The English
- One Time Bonnie Prince Charlie Punched Me In The Face And It Was Awesome
- The Fairies Have Stolen All My Sheep
We have of course the traditional Irish music genres to go with them:
* Everyone I Love Is An Allegorical Representation of Ireland
* The English Stole My Farm And Put Sheep On It
* You Were My Boyfriend But Now You Won’t Even Come To The Window To Look Upon Me And Our Dead Infant Child (In The Rain)
* Whack Fol Too La Roo Umptytiddly Good They’ve Stopped Listening Now Let’s Talk About Revolution
* Something In Irish, I Think It’s About Fairies, Or Maybe A Cow
oooo can I add to this? don’t forget Appalachian folk balladry, the American cousin of Scottish and Irish traditional music and just as uplifting as its Anglo-Saxon highland forbears!!!
genres include:
- I Left Everyone I Love Back Home In The Holler To Be With This Guy Who Doesn’t Wear Shoes Or Have Teeth But He Plays A Mean Jug
- The English Told Us Not To Move West Yet, We Ignored Them, My Entire Family Was Killed
- You Were My Boyfriend But You Tied A Sack Of Rocks To My Petticoats And Threw Me In The Creek (And My Baby Too)
- Mama Loves All 14 Of Us A Lot But She’s Weary Of Our Shit And Now She’s Dyin’ (Gather Round)
- The McCleans Stole A Firewood Log From Our Pile So We Won’t Rest Until The Last Of Their Male Kin Is Laid In The Cold Ground
- We Knew The River Would Rise But We Still Didn’t Fix The Levee
- The River Rose, The Levee Broke, Everyone Died, It Was Just As We Reckoned (dulcimer twang-a-lang)
- When The Rebels Come A-Marchin’ I’m A Southern Man And I Feed Their Horses My Best, When The Yankees Come A-Marchin’ I’m A Northern Man And I Feed Their Horses What The Rebels Left
- The Tennessee Valley Authority Killed All My Sheep Somehow
Don’t forget that old standby “The Mine Collapsed and Everyone Died”!
I think someone needs to put in a word for the English folk tradition though:
- I Met a Girl and We Went Hunting (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)
- I Met a Girl and We Caught Some Birds (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)
- I Met a Girl and We Found Her Lost Pet (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)
- I Met a Girl By Staying At Her Parents’ House and She Made My Bed (It Was an Especially Thinly-Veiled Metaphor for Sex)
- I Am a Girl and I Regret Engaging In Metaphors for Sex Because Now I’m Pregnant
- I Met a Girl and Bribed Her Into Sex But She Stole My Horse and Ran Away With It
- I Met a Girl At an Inn and We Had Non-Metaphorical Sex But She Stole My Stuff The Next Morning and Now I Have Syphilis
- Your Fiance Died Either at Trafalgar or Waterloo, Let’s Get Married, I’m Glad You Said No Because I’m Really Him In Disguise
- Lord Nelson Sure Was Awesome
- The Press-Gang Dragged Off All the Important Men in My Life (And Now They Are Dead)
- Farm Laborers Are The Salt of the Earth And Are Never Grindingly Poor
- Begging Is a Completely Viable Career Option With Flexible Hours and Unlimited Access to Alcohol
behold mongolian folk music genres
- I Went Out Riding and Noticed Mongolia
- We Fought a Bunch of Guys (On Horseback)
- Witness My Many Ungulates
- (While On a Horse) I Met a Hot Girl Who Reminded Me of a Plant
- On Three, Say What That Terrain Feature Looks Like to You (One, Two, Three, A Horse)
- Witness My Many Ancestors’ Many Ungulates
- I Also Enjoy Heavy Metal, Especially If It’s Made of Horseshoes
- Oooorrrrweeeeuuurrrreeeeuuuuwwwwwrrrrrrrr (Is Tuvan for “Horse”)
- You Might Not Know This About Me, But I Own a Horse
Reblogging again to add some of the Romanian ones
- I Long For The Sweet Embrace Of Death So Here’s All The Elaborate Things You Need To Do For My Funeral So That In The End It Looks Like No Humans Ever Gave A Shit
- Song That’s Just An Excuse To List Half The Plants That Grow Around My Village
- May All The Curses Fall On He Who Loves And Leaves, Even Tho He Left Me By Dying
- My Buddies Are Going To Kill Me For My Sheep And Imma Let Them
- The Cuckoo Doesn’t Care About My Misery
- A Meta Song About Singing
- An Unspecified And Untranslatable Longing Looking For An Excuse
- These Are All The Reasons Why I’m Cursed With Eternal Bad Luck
this post literaly gets better every time i see it
The Cuckoo Doesn’t Care About My Misery –> my current victor for making me giggle out loud like a lunatic.
Watching Great British Baking Show
Observations:
- There’s like 5 different accents so far, not all of them from anywhere near Britain.
- Everyone seems to agree that it is great that the builder is an excellent baker.
- One of the judges looks very much like a lesbian and she is very attractive.
- Lesbian judge keeps making naughty jokes. I think. That might just be me.
- There’s a guy doing long division to figure out how much batter to use for mini cakes.
- Lesbian judge just stole someone’s mousse and this is only the 1st episode.
Watching Great British Baking Show
Observations:
- There’s like 5 different accents so far, not all of them from anywhere near Britain.
- Everyone seems to agree that it is great that the builder is an excellent baker.
- One of the judges looks very much like a lesbian and she is very attractive.
- Lesbian judge keeps making naughty jokes. I think. That might just be me.
- There’s a guy doing long division to figure out how much batter to use for mini cakes.
Watching Great British Baking Show
Observations:
- There’s like 5 different accents so far, not all of them from anywhere near Britain.
- Everyone seems to agree that it is great that the builder is an excellent baker.
- One of the judges looks very much like a lesbian and she is very attractive.
- Lesbian judge keeps making naughty jokes. I think. That might just be me.
Could I put anything in a .5 or 1 gallon tank? My sister has some extra tanks that she’s offering to give me for some snails but I feel like my snails deserve something a bit bigger.
I’m not really sure, honestly… I’m not well versed in micro tanks or what sizes qualify, and how the heating and filtering works on such small tanks.
Suggestions, anyone?
Tiny snails like pond snails may do OK, but, by and large, no. You could try an aquatic insect or something like a daphina culture, but even that has the potential to ‘crash’ in such a tiny water volume.
Personally, the only things I’d keep in tanks like those are plants. Maybe small terrestrial insects. They can work really well as terrariums and vivariums as long as you select inhabitants accordingly, but they’re really just too small for any aquatic animals.
