alienpornunlimited:

alienpornunlimited:

Knowing farm vet science people is always great because you will never meet people who have had to handle and *repair* more dicks than they have. Which makes designing animal based monsters great because you get to ask yourself

Do centaur *also* sometimes sprain their dicks by getting too excited mid coitus? Do fauns do the fuckin thing deer do where they get all excited and hop around post sex???

Minotaur sex more like “Thirty goddamn minutes of failing to get it in, bruising everything on everybody, and then being so overheated you need to take a nap or ur heart might explode.

I imagine the possession of hands and a consciousness might make things a bit easier on the minotaurs than on cattle.