3AM Walks In Rural Areas While Dissociating:

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Pros:

• Actual Silence
• Nobody else out so you don’t have to pretend to be human, which is nice
• You can look up and see the actual band of the Milky Way, and Know that whatever else happens, the galaxy will continue to dance and sparkle
• Wear whatever u want
• The combination of being alone in the dark with the summer wind on your skin re-sets whatever problem was happening and suddenly your fingers are yours again.

Cons:

• You will see the large dark shape coming up the other end of the street and be fascinated by the way it moves almost like a crawling man, but it will not actually register it as a BEAR until it’s like 40 feet away and Doggo decides he’s gonna fight it, so you gotta Usain Bolt you and 50 lbs of Anger Dog four blocks back to the apartment, and cry becuase while you wanted to feel alive and the sensation of your heart  beating again, you didn’t want it THAT HARD.
• Mosquitoes