systlin:

untilstarsfall:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

marvelheroes:

Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?

I don’t know, I didn’t carbon date him! He’s on the young side.

Tony: Steve, I need you to understand that everything I am doing is MORALLY CORRECT and that I am on the right side of history

SO HERE’S THE CHILD SOLDIER I RECRUITED

Steve: …..

Tony: Yeah, he’s obsessed with me and has been since he was like five, so I’ve taken advantage of his starstruck awe to get him to put on a costume and fight super soldiers, brainwashed cyborg assasins and women who can warp reality by waggling their fingers

Steve: Tony WHAT THE FUCK

Yeah and then they explore his lack of self awareness in homecoming which I liked. Tony getting read is always a good thing.

I am 100% always here for Tony getting a reality check.