hippiebirdmom:

hey if you identify as a woman and you don’t shave your legs everyday and let your stubble grow free and natural for long periods of time could you reblog or like this post, I’m trying to make a point here, cause apparently I’m a weirdo for not shaving for weeks or months at a time

I don’t have stubble, I have leg hairs and armpit hairs and fuzzface. Too annoying to remove. 

dimetrodone:

The more I look at them the more I realize how…pretty? majestic some primates are. I think my brain just sort of defaults monkeys and apes as being “ugly” visually dull looking when many of them look freaky as hell in the best ways possible 

February 12?

zenyattayes:

Humans do not remember being born. Most do not even recall the first three to four years of their life. However, Omnics remember the exact time and date that they first came online. After all, it is, essentially, their first thought.

5:36 AM, February 12, 2056

After that, the visual sensors come online, and the processor begins to put words to images.

A man, Asiatic, wearing square glasses, with a sparse mustache and meticulously trimmed little beard. Black hair. Brown eyes. A slightly open mouth and furrowed eyebrows. Identified expression: uncertainty.

The audio sensors boot up moments later.

The room is quiet except for the hum of the overhead lamps and the muffled sounds of outside traffic. The man sniff and clears his throat.

Then the start-up process begins.

Thank you for activating Tekhartha model 750X.U.  Please state your registration code:

  • Edeno3RA2F1nzxxONETW

Confirmed. Please identify registered user:

  • Khadka Roshan

Confirmed. Would you like to designate a friendly name for this Tekhartha unit?

  • Zenyatta.

Confirmed. Unit designated as Tekhartha Zenyatta. Would you like to designate an alternative to the default gender?

  • Oh! I did not- Uh, what is the default gender?

Null.

  • Ah, well, hmm. I suppose that’s fine. Are masculine pronouns acceptable? Your voice is a bit, uh… deep for female…

Vocal settings can be adjusted.

  • No, that’s fine! Everything is fine!

Acknowledged. Would you like to designate an implicit purpose, to allow for greater independant operation in the absence of set tasks?

  • Ahhh, hmm. You are responsible for the uh, upkeep and maintenance of the Kathmandu University library. You put books away. You help students find information they are looking for. I suppose you could even help them with their homework if you wanted, but don’t simply do it for them.

Acknowledged. I will assist students, but I am not to complete their work for them.

  • Yes. That’s right.

Is there any optional software you would like to install?

  • Um, no. Not at this time, thank you. No wait, that one, that bookkeeping one, I want that one.

Acknowledged. Downloading bookkeeping software now. Is there any optional software you would like to install.

  • Thank you, that is enough.

 There was a moment of awkward silence between Kathmandu University’s head librarian and his new assistant, then Khadka Roshan jerked up with a gasped “oh!” He turned to the counter beside him, grabbed a small pile of clothes, and held them out to Zenyatta. “You will probably want to put these on before we begin.”

 Zenyatta looked at the clothing and identified a plain white button-up shirt, a brown sweater vest, and brown corduroy pants. A moment passed as he processed what to do, then he bowed his head, thanked Mr. Khadka, and dressed. When he finished, he was handed a book, and told to put it away.

 He turned it over in his hands. 191 Ced. “The Nature of the Soul” by Lucinda Cedercrans.

 “This belongs in the Philosophy section, I will return it right away.” He turned to leave, but Mr. Khadka hummed uncertainly, catching Zenyatta’s attention. “Is there something else, sir?”

 “Are you not curious?”

 Curious? He had not been before, but Mr. Khadka’s tone implied that perhaps that was wrong. That perhaps, he should be. His processors did not know the expected answer to the question, and the blank space made him… Well, perhaps it made him curious. “About what?”

 “About the book.”

 Zenyatta looked at the book. “My implicit purpose is to care for the books. To ensure that they are filed in the correct position on the shelves. The contents of the books are not of my concern.”

 “Ah.” Mr. Khadka nodded sagely, pursing his lips and inhaling deeply. Identified expression: disappointment. “Well, perhaps it will come to you in time,” he added reassuringly, patting Zenyatta’s shoulder. “Human children need years to discover themselves. I suppose it was too much to expect you to know on your first day alive.”

notlostonanadventure:

katjohnadams:

itswalky:

fuckyeahdiomedes:

my-dc-universe:

Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman.

#god bruce’s face#‘wonder woman doesn’t have weakness clark’#‘wonder woman is flawless and perfect clark’#‘wonder woman could probably destroy the earth if she wanted to and I couldn’t stop her clark’#‘we’re all fucking doomed clark’

did he just make that wonder woman case special only to keep it empty for a fucking dramatic reveal

HAVE YOU SEEN BATMAN WORK? HE IS LITERALLY LIKE, 90% REVEAL

What bugs me about this is Wonder Woman totally has a kryptonite, and Batman was willing to use it against her. 

JLA: Tower of Babel.  Great comic. Ra’s Al-Ghul has a super secret plan to destroy written language, but needs to keep the heroes busy. His solution? 

Steal Batman’s fail-safes and use them. 

They’re pretty fucked up. He lights Martian Manhunter on fire, freezes Plastic Man with liquid nitrogen, and fucking steal’s Batman’s parents. Yeah, graverobbing. That’s not even getting into literally dehydrating Aquaman. 

Wonder Woman’s weakness? Weirdly badass. 

He forces her into a simulation where she’s up against an villain who is in every way her equal. Why does that take her out? Because Wonder Woman is so dedicated to justice and finishing the fight, that she will literally exhaust herself to death fighting. 

Wonder Woman’s weakness is that she. will. not. fucking. STOP. Even if it kills her. And that’s why she’s the best hero around. 

And it’s very hard to put “just plain won’t stop” in a box. 

Also, I’m pretty sure a plain old bullet would work on Batman. That fits pretty easily in a box.

pilferingapples:

marauders4evr:

See, the problem with people who aren’t in wheelchairs writing about and/or drawing people who are in (manual) wheelchairs is that the people who aren’t in wheelchairs tend to think that there’s only like four movements that you do in a wheelchair. You can either push forward, push backwards, turn left, or turn right. And the characters do it all while sitting up straight or bending forward so that their noses touch their knees.

But the amount of motions that I go through on a daily basis are actually amazing. And the body language…you could write an entire book on the body language of someone in a wheelchair.

Like right now, I’m more relaxed, so I’m slouching slightly. I’ve got my right foot on its footrest and the left foot on the ground. Every so often, as I stop to think of something to say, I’ll push with my left foot to rock the chair slightly.

But usually, I sit mostly upright with my upper-half slightly leaned forward. When I’m wheeling across the campus, especially if I have somewhere that I need to be, I’ll lean and shift my weight in whichever direction it is that I’m going. It helps make the wheelchair glide that much more smoothly. How far/dramatically I lean depends on how fast I’m going, the terrain, if there’s a turn, etc.

Plus people who don’t use wheelchairs don’t understand the relationship between grabbing the wheels, pushing, and the chair moving. Like I’ve seen things written or have seen people try to use a chair where the character/that person grabs the wheel every single second and never lets go to save their lives. Which isn’t right. The key is to do long, strong, pushes that allow you to move several feet before repeating. I can usually get about ten feet in before I have to push again. It’s kind of like riding a scooter. You don’t always need to push. You push, then ride, then push, then ride, etc.

And because of this, despite what many people think, people in wheelchairs can actually multitask. I’ve carried Starbucks drinks across the campus without spilling a single drop. Because it’s possible to wheel one-handed (despite what most people think), especially when you shift your weight. And if I need to alternate between pushing both wheels, I’ll just swap hands during the ‘glide’ time.

I’ve also noticed that people who don’t use wheelchairs, for some reason, have no idea how to turn a wheelchair. It’s the funniest thing. Like I see it written or, again, have seen people ‘try’ a wheelchair where they’re reaching across their bodies to try to grab one wheel and push or they try to push both wheels at the same time and don’t understand. (For the record, you pull back a wheel and push a wheel. The direction that you’re going is the side that you pull back.)

Back to body language. Again, no idea why most people think that we always sit upright and nothing else. Maybe when I’m in meetings or other formal settings, but most of the time, I do slightly slouch/lean. As for the hands…A lot of writers put the wheelchair user’s hands on the armrests but the truth is, most armrests sit too far back to actually put your hands on. There are times when I’ll put my elbows on the edges of the armrests and will put my hands between my legs. Note: Not on my lap. That’s another thing that writers do but putting your hands in your lap is actually not a natural thing to do when you’re in a wheelchair, due to the angle that you’re sitting and the armrests. Most of the time, I’ll just sort of let my arms loosely fall on either side of the chair, so that my hands are next to my wheels but not grabbing them. That’s another form of body language. I’ve talked to a few people who have done it and I do it myself. If I’m ever anxious or in a situation where I want to leave for one reason or another, I will usually grip my handrims – one hand near the front , one hand near the back. And if I’m really nervous, you’ll find me leaning further and further into the chair, running my hands along the handrims.

Also, on a related subject – a character’s legs should usually be at 90 degree angles, the cushion should come to about their knees, and the armrests should come to about their elbows. You can always tell that an actor is not a wheelchair user when their wheelchair isn’t designed to their dimensions. (Their knees are usually inches away from the seats and are up at an angle, the armrests are too high, etc.) Plus they don’t know how to drive the chair.

Let’s see, what else? Only certain bags can go on the back of the chair without scraping against the wheels, so, no, your teenagers in wheelchairs can’t put their big, stylish, purses on the back. We don’t always use gloves since most gloves actually aren’t that helpful (as stated above, wheeling is a very fluid motion and gloves tend to constrict movements). Height differences are always a thing to remember. If you’re going for the “oh no, my wheelchair is broken” trope, nobody really has ‘flat’ tires anymore thanks to the new material for the wheels but it is possible to have things break off. We use the environment a lot. I always push off of walls or grab onto corners or kick off of the floor etc. Wheelchair parkour should really become a thing. 

This is all of the physical things to think about. I could write a thesis on the emotional treatment of your characters with disabilities. But for now, I think that I’ll stop here. For my followers in wheelchairs, is there anything that I left out?

Also why isn’t wheelchair parkour a thing? Somebody make wheelchair parkour a thing.

This is all REALLY GOOD and I wish something like this would be in more art guidebooks and classes. 

One thing I’d add is that some of the posture stuff here is specific to wheelchair users who have the right chair; a lot of people (hi, past me) have to use chairs that aren’t at all the correct size, and that’s going to change posture, ease of use, etc.  That’s such a broad variable that it’s probably useless to try and cover here, but it’s something to be aware of and research if it seems relevant to a character. 

spaced-queen:

hollowedskin:

cannedviennasnausage:

nomoreheroestwo:

hintele:

tag your Episode™

alignment

lawful manic: organizing your entire house at 3 am
neutral manic: spending five hours seriously researching going back to college even tho it was a disaster previously because you can totally do it now and you’re gonna major in, like, ten things
chaotic manic: how and why did you end up spending $600 on the forever 21 site and do you really need that many mom jeans?

lawful dissociated: when you look at the clock and realize you’ve been playing the sims for almost a full day
neutral dissociated: that tumblr post that’s just like [dissociates while eating cereal]

chaotic dissociated: Flashbacks™ but you’re also making jokes about them like it’s no big deal and your friends are low-key worried

lawful irritable: impulse-creating a Discourse Blog because you wanna fight
neutral irritable: seeing straight couples within five feet of each other is suddenly giving you the urge to Punch
chaotic irritable: finding that one middle school teacher you utterly hated on facebook and telling them in detail why they’re the reason your life is a trash heap now

i have had each and every single one of these episodes at least twice

how can I choose between all my beloved children

^^^

violent-darts:

celeloriel:

punchyourwayout:

the-queen-poetico:

theotherwesley:

introvertedgeek:

wizardshark:

constant-instigator:

stele3:

dannerzz:

brother-mouse:

dannerzz:

i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”

Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.

why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B

Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.

Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.

also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.

To conclude

i’m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale

Fucking thank you

Also, all the male nerds I know who act like this never want to date a nerd girl, they want to date the “hot girl”.

Reblogging for Critical Whale & vital comment by @punchyourwayout

I have known many male nerds who are not assholes. And who were BRUTALLY bullied for being nerds. 

You know what THEIR response to a date wearing a SW shirt would be (and often was)?

“ … hey, you like Star Wars? *tiny ray of careful, tentative hope in eyes* Which is your favourite? What do you like about it?” and the slightest bit of positive reaction results in unfurling of OH MY GOD SOMEONE LIKES THE THING I LIKE AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

And twenty minutes later there is an involved and impassioned discussion of the metaphysical implications of the Force on both Watsonian and Doylistic levels. And when they ask “so do you know the stuff from Knights of the Old Republic?” they aren’t gatekeeping, they just want to know if this is the day they won the LOTTERY and can ask you over for a gaming date, maybe, possibly. 

The behaviour OP describes is hairless plains apes dominance games, pure and simple: it is an attempt not to connect but to Establish Dominance and Status in this interaction. 

Which is crappy fucking behaviour whether it’s a jock doing it with alcohol ( “oh god such a girly drink”) or a geek doing it with Star Wars. And lifelong bullying does not actually give you a free pass for crappy fucking behaviour.