robotsandramblings:

robotsandramblings:

i keep seeing cute posts about Cade lying on Optimus’s chest but all i can imagine is Cade lying down on Optimus’s chest too close to his narnia boob and just,,, fuckign disappearing into his subspace and Optimus scrambling 
(“shitshitshit”)

and frantically rooting around in his boob to pull Cade out

you guys made this even better asdfghjkl

• nuzleafygree: I hope there is oxygen in that titty
• onecricket: “treasure chest”
• waywardstrawberryarcad: what if the Narnia boob is where Sam ended up and like Optimus never told anyone  ((DYING))
  
• iky92791: And pulling all kinds of shit out like Mary Poppins before he finds him

((lmfao Optimus pulling out Amelia Earhart, the lost city of Atlantis, Bigfoot, about two dozen shipwrecks,
200 single socks missing their partners))