nautica-the-savant:

liripoopass:

avinaris:

were-all-queer-here:

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

y’all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker

I bought an enema and thought I was gonna die but no one cared it’s ok everyone

Worked as a cashiner for a very long time and I can agree that normally they REALLY don’t give a damn what or why you are buying stuff. But even knowing that sometimes something will freak me out for no good reason. One of the things I do is if I need to buy something that freaks me out, I will buy a birthday card to go with it. Suddenly the Big Embarrassing Thing is just a gag gift.