diana tells bruce her entire sad backstory one day and bruce just. fucking builds a goddamn time machine, sends himself back so that he’s sitting in the airplane with steve, leaves a grenade in the plane so steve doesn’t have to shoot the bombs, and drags steve back to the 21st century and gives him to diana like “i know you said we were friends but i just wanted to be absolutely sure so here you go.” steve is screaming the entire time. its great. i cry. the end.