Evans: He’s a sensitive soul who stands up to bullies on his personal Twitter and posts loving vids of his dog online. Why? Why would you fight him and make him sad? Why?
Hemsworth: Let’s face it, he’d probably laugh joyously and think it’s a game. He’s the kind of guy who’d do that thing where he holds you off with a hand on your head while your arms windmill like mad trying to get a punch in. Fight Chris Hemsworth. You’d lose, but go ahead.
Pine: I mean, I know his face and general socklessness have led many to fits of apoplectic rage, but why fight Chris Pine? He’s respectful to women, he can sing decently, and his blue, blue eyes might be proof he is an alien. Don’t fight Chris Pine because eye laser beams, obviously.
Pratt: You should fight Chris Pratt. It would be super hilarious and fun and probably involve Silly String and bubbles. Do it, fight Chris Pratt.
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