spaced-queen:

hollowedskin:

cannedviennasnausage:

nomoreheroestwo:

hintele:

tag your Episode™

alignment

lawful manic: organizing your entire house at 3 am
neutral manic: spending five hours seriously researching going back to college even tho it was a disaster previously because you can totally do it now and you’re gonna major in, like, ten things
chaotic manic: how and why did you end up spending $600 on the forever 21 site and do you really need that many mom jeans?

lawful dissociated: when you look at the clock and realize you’ve been playing the sims for almost a full day
neutral dissociated: that tumblr post that’s just like [dissociates while eating cereal]

chaotic dissociated: Flashbacks™ but you’re also making jokes about them like it’s no big deal and your friends are low-key worried

lawful irritable: impulse-creating a Discourse Blog because you wanna fight
neutral irritable: seeing straight couples within five feet of each other is suddenly giving you the urge to Punch
chaotic irritable: finding that one middle school teacher you utterly hated on facebook and telling them in detail why they’re the reason your life is a trash heap now

i have had each and every single one of these episodes at least twice

how can I choose between all my beloved children

^^^