aviculor:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

Me and my new dogs are FILTHY RICH

Oh no. Large, docile animals are in my way. 

Seriously, I’d be more worried about actual dogs.