kriahfox:

acoolguy:

sangoes:

out of every universe there is i had to live in the one without magic and superpowers

yea but this one has dippin dots

sciencey things that are wild about this universe

– our life sustenance falls from the sky? and floats when cold??? making it this magical perfect substance????

– dude do you KNOW how rare multicellular life is like earth went on FOREVER with single celled guys and one day a mitochondria took residence in one and neither of them died and it got symbiotic. that shits RARE my guy, scientists think it only happened ONCE. EVER. the odds were huge and yet here we aren’t, it was such a great move the whole earth is covered in multicellular organisms now. we’re miracle babies, every last one of us

– also? u talking superpowers? are you aware of how superpowery you are?? your teeth and jaw are strong enough to crack your own jaw but your nerves are so sensitive it doesn’t get close. your brain works a million miles a minute to take in and store information and you don’t even realize, as it seems effortless. you have this thing called blindsight, where your brain sends the optical image to the alarm center of your brain before it sends it to the image processing center, which basically means if something’s hurtling towards you you can react Before you even know what you’re seeing. WILD. (its called blindsight bc it allows some blind people to “see” btw. but its EVERYONE its so crazy). also what the fuck is smell??? ya got this organ that takes in air, processes it, and you can basically differentiate the minute compounds of the molecules in the air and tell whats In It, often between like an atom’s difference. we heal ourselves when injured, we carefully balance thousands of motions and actions to keep ourselves balanced, aware, and alive, we can communicate to each other using facial positions (and LET’S not even talk about LANGUAGE) and we’re the culmination of thousands of tiny bacteria guys. AND we can make a new one in less than a year. AND we can properly feed it with a ridiculous recipe that scientists still don’t know all the ingredients. DUDE. we’re fucking WILD.

i got a bit carried away but the point is there’s tons of super stuff, including dipping dots, we just don’t notice it bc we’re used to it. could have made another point about the internet and how were living in the future bc HOLY JESUS but