zenyattayes:

beware-the-hog:

How do I convey to Jamison that trying to steal the monk’s balls is not a smart crime?

It’s fine, let him try. They are infused with my energy, so I can recall them at any time.

Additionally, he would have to try and sneak up on me, and with his creaky leg and penchant for giggling, I suspect that may be more difficult than he expects.