Explanations that have followed Blackspark kicking open the door and yelling “GUESS WHAT HAPPENED”:

That one mech we were quite certain that we had killed has just shot at him with a rocket launcher
He stole fuel from somebody’s ship and they congratulated him for it upon catching him
He is quite certain that Soundwave is DJing at a club nearby despite said club being sized for knee-high organics
He just interfaced with an entire gestalt worth of mechs
Someone tried to eat him without bothering to kill him first
He found a “tentacle monster”
He interfaced with a tentacle monster
He went to a club whose main show is various species, all done up in UV-florescent body paint, and ended up stealing a considerable amount of attention with all the scars that the UV light lit up
He met a large basket of puppies that were not afraid of him
A plant tried to eat him
A different plant successfully ate him and he now needs a long shower
He learned about quicksand by standing in it
Geysers happened
A volcanic eruption is impending
He was mistaken for a prostitute and hired to be the first berthmate a member of a reptilian royal family takes (some sort of a tradition)
Said encounter with a prince went brilliantly
He just found out that he’s carrying (different encounter)
The sparkling keeps kicking him in the guts
He’s in love with the tiny pest kicking his guts

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