1, 2, and 22 for the smut ask meme?

cross-labs:

1. When did you lose your virginity?

 Wow getting right into the nitty gritty. Well since inquiring minds want to know, I lost my v-card in basic training. Now let me preface this story by saying basic training was great when it came to teaching you to be a soldier, however that’s all they taught you. Ya, no sex ed at all. So imagine the surprise on our faces when a group of other cadets and I overheard our superior officers swapping interface stories. We had no idea what they were talking about, but we were curious as pit about it. Well we were curious about everything back then, but that’s beside the point. So we decide we’re gonna look things up on own and teach ourselves, mostly because our superiors were getting sick of our constant questions and no one wanted to risk pissing them off. There wasn’t a lot of information on the base’s databank, but we found enough to make us interested in doing our own experimentation.

Now depending on your definition of virginity I either lost mine the day after we did our own bit of research or about a week after that. Since the day after another cadet and I clumsily petted at each other until we got off. We had no idea what we were doing, it was just one clumsy, awkward event. Barely worth the trouble really. But a week after that my bunkmate and I actually bumped arrays. He’d been trying things out with other cadets in our group more than I had so he offered to show me what he’d learned, and boy did he. Bent me over my bunk and gave me a real good lesson. Ya basic training was a place of firsts. Thinking  back to it now, facing in the barracks where like 20 other bots lived, give or take, is probably where the exhibitionist tendencies came from.

2. Rough sex or soft sex? 

Both are good, but I think rough wins it by a bit. There’s just something so satisfying about being able to feel it the next day after a good, hard frag. I will admit that there are sometimes, when I’m still a bit sore, that I’ll excuse myself to hide in a closet or something to just grind my hand against my array to get off and make the ache last longer. It’s a pleasant reminder.

22. Do you/would you use sex toys?

You bet ya. Since work is so busy I don’t really have time to look for partners as often as I’d like, so sometimes I gotta take care of business myself. That and sometimes you just feel like keeping yourself company for the night. I’ve got six toys in total, three of which are dildos of varying sizes. The smallest was my first toy ever that still gets the job done just fine, the second one is a bit bigger, it vibrates and has ridges so it’s definitely more intense, then the final one is real big for when I want to feel nice and stretched. I’ve also got a little bullet vibrator that’s surprisingly strong for its size and a flesh light for when I want to use my spike. The last toy is actually a bit of a new purchase. I haven’t used it yet, but it’s, um, you know, it’s ah, anal beads. I’m a little curious about that sort of thing, but I lose my nerve and put them away before using them