specialopssaddleback:

gravescratch:

specialopssaddleback:

Consider the following advantages to laying on the floor;

• People generally don’t interrupt you
• Some mecha have really goddamn unfairly attractive pedes
• Smooth floor, cool floor, soothe my aching spark
• Grab someone’s ankle joint to scare them if they don’t see you

• Rodent hiding places at optic level
• People tend to respond to otherworldly screams from floor level by leaping comically high into the air
• ‘Accidentally’ see up under skirting panels 
• If people accidentally step on you they feel bad and bring you energon
• Increases one’s Mystery if done right
• Is Dramatic when well accompanied with sound and/or staring

See? There’s lots of good reasons to stay down h-

wait, did you say Rodents? Like, pests? vermin?

SCREAMING

Pardon?

Ah, my apologies. I forget that easy access to small pests is not a perk for most people.

They really are delicious in the right sauce, though.